Having tea in this my because I’m a rebel
I relate to this so strongly I got a little teary-eyed.
BadBald hair day… )))
I love this post so much
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
|—||Mark Twain (via observando)|
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
as a canadian i can confirm this to be true