Hope
They say black is slimming

They say black is slimming

Having tea in this my because I’m a rebel

Having tea in this my because I’m a rebel

Best parking space ever

Best parking space ever

Interesting reading material for the train

Interesting reading material for the train

maureenjohnsonbooks:

I relate to this so strongly I got a little teary-eyed. 

iteamhelena:

Bad Bald hair day… )))

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.
(via bodv)
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain (via observando)

girlwritinghearts:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

Aww :’)